The Trashy Cathy transcripts: Friday, May 6, 2011
Trashy Cathy was a walking piece of foul excremental flotsam. She was fat, ugly, middle aged and ignorant as a gutter rat. Scientists have expressed an interest in studying her brain after her soon expected death from alcoholism because they are astounded by how stupid she actually is.
One night some chemicals, or something like, fizzed up in her rudimentary brain, and she went absolutely berserk. At 11 P.M. she burst out of her room, #402, on the fourth floor of the 'Oaks Hotel', in Oakland, and started running up and down the hall yelling, in her screechy old lady voice, "I AINT NO WHITE TRASH, BITCH!! I AINT NO WHITE TRASH, BITCH!! I AINT NO WHITE TRASH, BITCH!!!" over and over and over again, her blubber bouncing and blathering like a spastic amoeba every time her elephantine feet struck the cheap linoleum floor.
Then she ditched back into her room (referred to as the flatulence chamber), slammed the door, started blasting her savage ooga booga
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