This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The bottom has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Always trying not to lose the game of patience Even while sitting on a diamond studded golden lion. Some still strive to create shelters against random flying fist storms by bolting together insincere words and false friendliness. Everyone tries to hide from the sunset but the night dissolves everything anyway. Once upon a time twice upon a space the light shining through a ghost leaves tinted shadows on even the guiltiest of consciences. People’s thoughts are confused Their words are meaningless The only one’s who make sense are those who are destroying the world and the only thing that is illegal is the truth. Men so stupidly wealthy they have everything anyone could ever possibly want but what they really want is to murder the world and make it their own. Writing kabalistic curses on dollar bills and spending them frivolously. They carouse promiscuously in garments made of cheese. The rapid, agitated tickling of ants scurrying over their genitalia works them into the ecstatic throws of perverse orgasm. Nothing less than immortality is worth the effort. Arrogant monsters strutting across the desert Since their imaginary god chose them during a schizophrenic episode.
Mental noise and garbage monkeys Zig and zag and scribble out the sky Flying high and laying low and sometimes in between Creepy pedo rabbi sticking a kosher tongue sandwich up his nose. Leaky wiener fawcett and greasy sausage fingers leave gravy puddles on the floor, Follow them to the graveyard and vomit on a cheesy headstone as someone plays the Kenyan national anthem on the kazoo while dancing on a xylophone. the end again