You would have been a disappointment to me, but fortunately I never had any reason to expect anything at all from you in the first pace. You have absolutely no character and you are not frightfully bright. It's positively infantile how addicted you are to that idiotic show about me. You are so involved in it you actually lie to me about it so as not to jeopardize it.
You religiously watch this garbage and believe you are learning about me, but based on what you have been telling Karen about me and what I have personally heard of it there is no truth in anything they say about me. You are being brainwashed by these twisted assholes. Symptomatic of the mind control they are exerting over their audience is the fact that despite the fact the audience is largely composed of trashy scumbags they all come away from viewing this nonsense feeling they are morally superior to me, and I can tell you for a fact none of them are.
Lets take you for example. I recall you were always getting psychotically irate with me from watching that hack show. I wonder why? You obviously felt disgusted with me and thought you were so much better than me that you had an unquestionable right to judge me. This is odd because I can't imagine, assuming you were being fed true information, why you felt you had the right to criticize anything I did. I know this thing lies about me a lot, so I can't really imagine what they told you I did, but I can at least tell you what I've not done. I've never dealt drugs, and certainly not dangerous drugs. Hey wait, isn't that something you were into doing? Did you destroy anyone's life by fueling their drug addiction? Did any of your clients injure themselves or OD while on your drugs? Did they get sent to jail or prison or were they ever responsible for hurting someone else while high on drugs they got from you? I'm sure you were responsible for no small amount of misery and misfortune, but you have the luxury of leaving it behind you because you were never targeted for broadcasted slander by a bunch of asshole fuckwits who dabbled in communications media. If you were I'm sure you never would have been able to keep or get a decent job because no one, especially back then, wanted anything to do with a dirt-bag drug dealer. Of course, since everybody would be lying to you about it you'd have no idea why you couldn't find work, or why nobody liked you or why everyone treated you oddly.
The public would also know you seduced a 15 year old girl, knocked her up, got her strung out on hard drugs then left her when you got tired of her and messed her up so bad she became a lesbian and eventually killed herself. What's that you say? It didn't happen that way? Too bad, you will never be allowed to defend yourself with your side of the story because this broadcast slander is always kept a secret from you. Everyone you know and most of the people you see will be getting worked up by this slander and you will be the only person who has no idea what's going on.
As uneventful and dull as your life is can you even imagine how much worse it would be if you had the misfortune of attracting the attention of a bunch of deranged misfits in the media who decided to cast you as a character in thier demented television project? Probably not because empathy has never been your strong point.
So I hope now you have some idea how fucked up your life would be if you were starred in a malicious, pseudo-reality show like the one I'm saddled with. Even if you didn't do such evil things they would just make them up, intentionally misinterpret clues and pay people to lie about you like they are doing to me.
I'm not expecting to show you the light and change your mind about protecting this unethical, life shattering slander. I already know you certainly don't have the intestinal fortitude to step away from the crowd and do what;s right, even to save your son from the ruin and infamy of the lifetime of lies and false accusation he is buried under. After all it is your selfish, deluded generation who is largely responsible for how fucked up the world is now, so my ruined life shouldn't matter much to you contrasted with all that.
Take solace in the fact that you are a useful idiot and a true believer